"Ah, an adventurer! Please noble wanderer you must aid this city. You see the terrible ice dragon in the mountains has attacked this town once again, we need the might of a brave hero to slay the beast." ... "Yes, the dragon is a female, but brave adventurer I don't see how that is relevant to- Where are you going? Adventurer, you need not rush headlong into this battle! Adventurer!"
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