The old woman with sagging breasts and a vulgar smile invited me on a wild ride

I was a cynical, depraved, and very fat 70-year-old woman who lived in a shabby and very filthy apartment. One day, I received a text from an unknown number that read "I'm here to take you on a wild ride." When I opened the door, there stood an old woman with sagging breasts and a vulgar smile. She poured me brandy and vodka in the living room while wearing swimwear. It was clear that she had no morals or shame when it came to her appearance.