The old woman sat on the sofa, her saggy thighs exposed, and her eyes squinted in anger. She was pissed off at the sight of the wet sheets on the bed, but then she noticed something else- there was a puddle

The old woman sat on the sofa, her saggy thighs exposed. She was pissed off and had a pissed look on her face. Her eyes were squinted and she was biting her lip in anger. She rolled her eyes at the sight of the wet sheets on the bed, but then she noticed something else- there was a puddle of piss on the floor near her feet. It looked like someone had peed in their sleep and hadn't bothered to clean it up. The old woman shook her head in disgust and muttered under her breath, "Pigtails, pissing, fat woman, elderly, pissed off."