Mommy's got a golf tournament to attend, and she's going to make sure she looks the part. She puts on her shiny gold dress with a plunging neckline and slits up the sides. She accessorizes with a pair of

"Mommy's got a golf tournament to attend, and she's going to make sure she looks the part. She puts on her shiny gold dress with a plunging neckline and slits up the sides. She accessorizes with a pair of thick-framed glasses, a pair of high heels, and some fake tan spray. As she walks out the door, she can't help but feel confident in her new outfit. She knows that everyone will be staring at her as she walks down the fairway."