I walked into the bar and saw an old woman sitting at the bar. She had long hair, thick legs, and a chubby face. She was wearing a necklace with a picture of her grandchildren on it. I sat down next to her

I walked into the bar and saw an old woman sitting at the bar. She had long hair, thick legs, and a chubby face. She was wearing a necklace with a picture of her grandchildren on it. I sat down next to her and ordered a beer. As we talked, she revealed that she was 73 years old and had been married for 50 years to her husband. She also revealed that she loved looking at me because I reminded her of her husband when he was younger. We ended up having sex in the bathroom after we left the bar together.