Conan, the barbarian, was a man with muscles and a perfect body. He had blue eyes and short blonde hair. His right hand was massive with five fingers, while his left hand was tiny with three fingers. His sword was made of

Conan, the barbarian, was a man with huge muscles and a perfect body. He had blue eyes and short blonde hair. His right hand was massive with five fingers, while his left hand was tiny with three fingers. Conan's sword was made of the finest steel and could cut through anything. He had a fortress made of stone and trees that were taller than any other in the land. And he had a porn picture of him and his lover, who happened to be a chubby blonde woman with big tits that looked like they belonged on an ancient Greek statue.