A fat lady in her 40s was standing on the market square, holding up a sign that read "Masterpiece". She had a large smile on her face and was holding up a sign that read "Masterpiece". Her skin pores were visible through

A fat lady in her 40s was standing on the market square, looking at a photographer taking pictures of her. She had a large smile on her face and was holding up a sign that read "Masterpiece". Suddenly, she squatted down and began to pee in the street. The puddle of urine was so large that it splashed onto the market square, creating a yellow urine puddle. The woman continued to smile as she stood there, completely oblivious to the stares of passersby. Her skin pores were visible through her wrinkled skin, and her crouching position made it clear that she was self-obsessed. Despite this, she still managed to create an impressive masterpiece with her peeing skills.